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While I was wasting time surfing around, I came across this funny x-rated christmas song. The lyric is sooooooooooo hysterical I actually fell off my chair laughing. Haha, nay.. that was exaggerated.
Mind you, it's in Australian accent. Hau, hau, foking hau!
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Ducks running @ 06:43 pm;
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It's the final week of my student life here. Got another 3 more papers to go and hooray, I'm free! Inasmuch I feel ecstatic about leaving school, I'm actually a lil' scared of facing a new chapter of life. A working life. Just thinking of it is enough to make me shiver. Brrr.
I won't be back to sweet-homecountry yet, I'll be here for another couple of month. But what can I do here in the mid of winter? Eh not mid, it's early winter actually. But somehow the sejuk-ness feels like I'm being wrapped in snow blanket, and then thrown away in the Atlantic pole. Haha, merepek apekah ini?
My hamsap dude is away for the weekend, outstation. He asked me to do the training for him, and a few other stuffs. I did. And err.. I also managed to put him into jail. I'm sooo going to get a kick in the arse.. ehe.. sorry dude!
Ducks running @ 02:26 pm;
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It's mid autumn here, and half of the red-brownish leaves have fallen to the ground. Seeing an old folk sweeps away the leaves, while other leaves are still falling down, I think I'll miss this scenery a lot.
The weather is quite confusing. It's very warm today, and suddenly the next day there comes heavy rain. The rain took all the leaves down, sadly. Apart from the confusing weather, a lot in my life has been confusing lately. Monday, Tuesday..eh? eh? it's Monday again, you say?
These past few weeks have been a mixture of thesis, data structure/algorithm exam and bahasa Indonesia. It's all very well, but I am also torn between being the grumpy senior I should very well be and actually enjoying these last couple of months as a student.
I'm still working on my thesis, searching for references, and reviewing them. I didn't meet my supervisor last Thursday, instead I just email-ed him my progress. "It's good, and keep on writing", his sms said.
There will be our grand dinner today. The PPMK annual dinner. I haven't decide yet on which clothes to put. Not that I have many of it in my wardrobe, though.
Anyway, these are some autumn pictures that we took around school.
Keguguran daun daun merah depan Woodang Kyoyang Building
Bersama encik katak?
Melepak lepak di padang lepas habis kelas
It's my school
With Emi and Heikal
Hola!
Tengok apekah?
Tangga kat Law School
I'm going home soon! (InsyaAllah)
At this part of school, there're only a few leaves left on the trees.
Ducks running @ 06:07 am;
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I have another life.
There, I'm married to a very generous husband, who had just bought me a $100K worth Chevrolet Corvette Z06 and had also send me $80K cash. And now he's asking me to tell him if I need anything else. He'll get it for me. Isn't he wonderful?
We live in a mansion, owns by my spouse. Besides that, I have my own properties ranging from few trailers to 2 semi detached houses. I'm aiming to buy a beach house by the end of this week.
My money comes mainly from my trading skill. Apart from that, I have a job as an assistant in a clothing shop. It pays not that well but who am I to complain? I'm new so my working stats are not that high therefore I can't apply to anywhere else. Anyway, I'm preparing to be a drug dealer now.
I received 4 proposals recently. They asked me to marry them but since my present spouse has been so nice to me, I'd feel guilty if I leave him. Thus I rejected all 4 proposals. I'm sorry, guys. Eheh.
What makes me mad today is blackjack. I played it, at first I won bout $50000 so I got very excited. I kept playing and the next thing I know, I've lost nearly $150000. Damn! Now I hate blackjack. So much.There goes my beach house, along with my drugs. I need to save money... all over again. Haish!
And that's my life... at Torn City ;)
Ducks running @ 10:24 pm;
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i.
Do you know who's taking over the throne of Saudi Arabia after King Fadh's death? I know. The name is King Abdullah.
Eheh. Not that I'm into Saudi Arabia's political issue or something, it's just that last night I met this guy from Saudi. He suddenly apporoaced me while I'm busy choosing limau. He said that he wants to give me the Holy Quran, said that it's from their new king, King Abdullah, who wants them to distribute the Quran among friends. So there it is, a new Quran for me. Dah ada 2, kalau tak baca gak tak tau nak kata apa la kan..
ii.
AbgYan is going to Ticino today for the marathon. All the best!
iii.
A friend of mine said he wants to kumpul duit to get married. To me. He said he'll send the rombongan on summer next year. He also said after that (after we get married, I mean) I can follow him to Wales and work there. He was just kidding, I know. And I just laughed out loud. But now when I think about it, it's not a bad idea, isn't it? Not the marriage la, I mean the idea of working in UK. Macam best kan?
iv.
I got to keep in touch with uncle Bob. I really hope this'll bring good news.
Err... happy weekend, everybody!
Ducks running @ 10:47 am;
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If I played for Brazil,
my name would be Aiderto.
And this is how my jersey
would look like.
Name: Ai다
Age: 17
Sex: Yes, please!
Location: Southern peninsula bordering the Sea of Japan and the Yellow Sea
About: EEE student | Officially twenty-ish | Typical Caprian/Januarian | A bit mean sometimes | A bit sarcastic | Baik hati (eceh) | Adrenalin junkie | Smart, brilliant, clever (and everything else that falls into the same category haha)
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